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<description>    David (to Joel): google calendar is really awesome can you stop looking at my tits and licking your lips you fucking freak&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: this is adrian kuo&#x27;s song man&#x3C;br&#x3E;Marc: man, everything is adrian fucking kuo&#x27;s song! what? is it because he&#x27;s pretty? fuck him! and you can tell him i said so&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Just got back from a short break at the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.amarasanctuary.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Amara Sanctuary&#x3C;/a&#x3E; in Sentosa, before I start work in a week. It was relaxing, and much appreciated. The hotel is nice, but they need to put some furniture on their bare balconies, and they need to start providing nicer toiletpaper. The attention to aesthetic detail is pretty amazing, down to the fruit basket matching their brown, little green, dash of red color theme, if only they&#x27;d apply it to conveniences.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://nineinchmale.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SGYjKgoKCr4AAChCr@s1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignleft&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.nineinchmale.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SGYjKgoKCr4AAChCr@s1/06282008783.jpg?et=ZTxddoJ3Zet8f67691tZ0Q&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;Today and tomorrow is the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.sgtoyandcomiccon.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Singapore Toy &#x26;amp; Comic Convention&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, which I attended this afternoon with Mela in tow. There was some cosplay, but unfortunately, nothing sexy or risque at all. AT ALL. That&#x27;s pretty sad, if you ask me. I mean, what is a geek convention ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:19:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Walk Of No Shame</title>
<description>Walk of no shame video (brought to you by AMP Energy). Thanks to Wen for the link</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:18:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>061708</title>
<description>Javad: why are bush and joey such pussies?&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: coz... they were raised that way&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: so where are you living now?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Marc: tulip gardens... i moved there coz the latency is better&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Saw &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.youdontmesswiththezohan.com/&#x22;&#x3E;You Don&#x27;t Mess With The Zohan&#x3C;/a&#x3E; today, and I must say it was fuckin&#x27; hilarious. Which was pleasantly surprising, because comedies these days just don&#x27;t seem to cut it anymore. In my opinion, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.adamsandler.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Adam Sandler&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x27;s best to date. Also saw &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_%28film%29&#x22;&#x3E;Juno&#x3C;/a&#x3E; the night before, which was quirky and cute and entertaining and I know Amir hated it and everyone else liked it, and well, what can I say, I&#x27;m conforming this time. Then there&#x27;s &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.10000bcmovie.com/&#x22;&#x3E;10,000 B.C.&#x3C;/a&#x3E; which was pretty bad, but everything I expected it to be. It was interesting to see the portrayal of the time period, the ideas they came up with, and how much (or little) they attempted to tie it in to established history, and how much they decided to exercise creative license over. But as everyone has said, so I agree, it&#x27;s still a pretty bad movie.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;So D-Day has been given an actual date, it...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:04:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>061108</title>
<description>    Peacey: look... we share the same wallet&#x3C;br&#x3E;Joel: and now we share the same girl. scissors paper stone see who&#x27;s on the bottom when we sandwich her&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: anybody wanna go to beach road tomorrow?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Joel: unless there&#x27;s a ktv there, don&#x27;t bother asking me&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: what&#x27;s that show on tv where that stupid dick fucks with people&#x27;s minds?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: punk&#x27;d?&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: punk&#x27;d&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Amir: what happens when the tv runs out?&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Alex: i&#x27;ve been eating a lot of dog food recently&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: wet or dry?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Alex: i had dog cake... tastes like chicken&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: that&#x27;s probably because it IS chicken&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic; &#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Linda: why do you have a scar?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: why do you have a nose?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Linda: i ask myself that every day...&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: but you know her!&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: i know her, but i can count the number of words i&#x27;ve said to her&#x3C;br&#x3E;Linda: how many?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: eight&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Jean: i only dj there once every wednesday&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: &#x22;once every wednesday&#x22;?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Jean (thinks for a bit): ...it&#x27;s the same thing what!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Yixin: if they were good-looking i wouldn&#x27;t mind getting anally raped...&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Nadium: closest I got to depubing a m...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:39:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>052708</title>
<description>Javad: wow, you just scooped up your own sauce, and then you scooped up david&#x27;s sauce...&#x3C;br&#x3E;Amir: i like to mix fluids&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: you wanna see my third lightstick? it glows in the dark too&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: i eat sensually, not messily... but with great gusto&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Tonight I feel isolated. Standing on my balcony, with only the moon for company against a background of tree silhouettes and red-grey clouds, I know there is not a single person awake within earshot. No sounds of traffic, no sounds of people in the street, no sirens or anything, only crickets. New York is isolating in its own way, in that people shut themselves off from one another, but here, at least at night, the isolation is real. Sometimes it&#x27;s nice to be alone... sometimes it&#x27;s depressing. Sometimes I miss New York.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Currently Listening To: &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.imeem.com/d0wnbylaw/music/6M0V_NCI/ratatat_lapland/&#x22;&#x3E;Ratatat - Lapland&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 18:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>052008</title>
<description>David: she looks like she&#x27;s enjoying herself... she looks like a man!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David (to Amir): see, if you hadn&#x27;t pissed me off by saying i wasn&#x27;t your type, i would totally turn gay for you&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: i&#x27;m listening to rupal, at 1.30 in the morning, in my hotel room in bangkok... i need to get out more&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Aram: we don&#x27;t have coconuts in philly... we have, uh... cheesesteaks&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Joel: i&#x27;m sure my mom has a couple of nice big ones&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Joel: i can&#x27;t date a girl with smaller tits than me&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: dude, then you&#x27;re fucked man&#x3C;br&#x3E;Peacey: yeah man, then we&#x27;re both fucked&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Evenin&#x27; ladies and germs! Hope this post finds you all alive and well... just got back from Bangkok myself, and it was good times. First time there, since my Bangkok ban was only lifted maybe 2 years ago. Yep, my dad wouldn&#x27;t let me go to Bangkok. That is, until I found out that both my brother and sister had been, and that I was the only one who was banned. After throwing a fit at him, he said he guessed I was older now, and I could go if I wanted. Seriously, ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 19:28:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>042408</title>
<description>Sammy: sometimes i get the feeling you&#x27;re laughing at me, not with me&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: were you laughing just now?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Sammy: no... that&#x27;s why i got the feeling!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hsuen: ecstasy comes from detergent&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: okay, i have to say, and i&#x27;m not being biased - my friends have very good taste... and so do i&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Amir: no, my tits are getting HUGE!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: hey matt, i thought you quit smoking??&#x3C;br&#x3E;Matt: i feel fucking hot man, i don&#x27;t know what to do!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: ew, i got chrysanthemum juice on my speedos!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Yurii: we don&#x27;t play fair... we play to win&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Gill: i don&#x27;t need lube&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: i&#x27;m afraid i might spontaneously combust&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: then we&#x27;ll step on a glass and say 3 mazel tov&#x27;s for you&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: what, you want me to marry apit is it?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Amir: what am i then, chopped liver?&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Dex: my time ah bengs, even if they squat, they still queue!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;So um... I got a job! Yessir, starting in June, I will be gainfully employed - in-house photographer for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.viscion.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Viscion Media&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. A pretty good start, I must say, and a quick one. Let&#x27;s hope product doesn&#x27;t consume my life and I...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:11:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>040708</title>
<description>  Hiro: that&#x27;s not vulva!&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: i hate people like them&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: like who?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: like me&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: why do you like to make girls cry?&#x3C;br style=&#x22;color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;&#x22;&#x3E;Yurii: because their anguish sustains me&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Lawrence: you don&#x27;t do hoochie-mamas man... hoochie mamas do you&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;David: you know what really gets me? when amir says i&#x27;m not his type&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Been home for over a week now, and it&#x27;s been a pretty eventful time... I&#x27;ve finally overcome jetlag and a most annoying bout of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pharyngitis&#x22;&#x3E;pharyngitis&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. I&#x27;ve been surprised on my birthday after dinner at &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://singaporesearchsite.com/2007/12/prive-marina-at-keppel-bay-singapore-restaurant-bar/&#x22;&#x3E;Priv&#xE9;&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with the family, when I came home and opened my door and before I could complete the mental statement &#x22;who the fuck put all these balloons in my room&#x22;, by Mela and a large bunch of friends. I&#x27;ve assisted Colin shooting an editorial for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.crmedia.com.sg//index.php?option=com_content&#x26;amp;task=view&#x26;amp;id=18&#x26;amp;Itemid=32&#x22;&#x3E;L&#x27;Officiel&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. I&#x27;ve helped bury my grandaunt who passed away on Saturday and in the process met most of the Namazies in Singapore, some of whom I have had very little or no interaction with in the past. I&#x27;ve started running again (just today). I&#x27;ve started clearing stuff ou...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 7 Apr 2008 20:17:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>032408</title>
<description>Michelle: the problem with being rich is that once you are, you&#x27;re old. or you can be&#x26;nbsp;young and rich and a douchebag... i guess if you&#x27;re rich you can&#x27;t win&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br style=&#x22;color: rgb(51, 51, 255);&#x22;&#x3E;Kaveh (watching &#x3C;a style=&#x22;color: rgb(51, 51, 255);&#x22; href=&#x22;http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancingwiththestars/index?pn=index&#x22;&#x3E;Dancing With The Stars&#x3C;/a&#x3E;): i think i should take up ballroom dancing&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Only days before I leave New York, and I find myself with a veritable mountain of packing and cleaning to do. Moving sucks... sucks balls. And everytime I&#x27;m outside in the chill New York springtime air and sunshine, I feel a twang of preemptive nostalgia deep down inside. I&#x27;m going to miss the array of people in the street - the ones who are obviously models, the ones who are obviously trying to pass for or even become models, the ones who are obviously staring at the models and wondering about the almost models, the ones who obviously don&#x27;t give a fuck about models, and the ones who are obviously trying to look like they don&#x27;t give a fuck about models so they can fuck models. And then there&#x27;s the old &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Village,_Manhattan&#x22;&#x3E;East Village&#x3C;/a&#x3E; buildings which may not be here f...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:23:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>031708 - St. Patrick&#x27;s Day</title>
<description> Maddy: i&#x27;m used to being groped all the time&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br style=&#x22;color: rgb(51, 51, 255);&#x22;&#x3E;Lee (on how french food starts shit): yo, the 2 places i work at are french, and the people are always taking dumps... that&#x27;s why everyone in france is always taking a dump!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: china does so much better than india&#x3C;br&#x3E;Sammy: well what do you think would be easier to run, a country with a billion chinese people, or a country with a billion indians?&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: hoegaarden... like a garden full of hoes&#x3C;br&#x3E;Lauren: that&#x27;s where i was born!&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;It&#x27;s my last week of work! I&#x27;m trying to finish up this one beauty shot that I&#x27;ve already spent over 10 hours retouching, but I think it&#x27;s turning out nicely and am already quite proud of it. Tomorrow night, my boss is taking us out to dinner at &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://15eastrestaurant.com/&#x22;&#x3E;15 East&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and then Thursday night will be my final shoot with him, a fashion test at Times Square. And then week after that, I&#x27;m outta here!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Meanwhile, I&#x27;ve been trying to do fun stuff here before the opportunity is gone - went for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.jellowrestle.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Amateur Female Jello Wrestling&#x3C;/a&#x3E; last Sunday, which was...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:40:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>031308</title>
<description> Aaron: i&#x27;ll have that. you had me at &#x22;huge&#x22;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: ah, straight love. it&#x27;s so good to see nowadays... no, seriously!&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Lori: i don&#x27;t know, maybe it&#x27;s just me, eye on the prize, but i need a penis in the picture&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: you&#x27;re married now, you&#x27;re not your own person anymore, you&#x27;re one half of a whole&#x3C;br&#x3E;Sanah: YOU&#x27;RE a ho! not even half a ho, a WHOLE ho&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Enpin: i love little boys&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: here&#x27;s the thing, the saying means that with a sword, you can kill 10 people, or 50 people, but with a pen, you can...&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: libel them?&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Went to meet Hiro last night for food, and walked into the strangest scene. There&#x27;s Hiro, sitting all alone, in an empty &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.yelp.com/biz/cloister-cafe-new-york&#x22;&#x3E;Cloister Cafe&#x3C;/a&#x3E; whose staff are waiting to leave, with trance music blasting in the background, fake stained glass walls of saints looking down on him, as he smokes his hookah. &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Time is winding down, I&#x27;m going back to Singapore in 2 weeks and I don&#x27;t think it&#x27;s really hit me yet. I need to start getting my shit in order, submitting that bar application (DAMN that fuck...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:41:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>030308</title>
<description>  Aly (on the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.dreamny.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Dream Hotel&#x3C;/a&#x3E;): oh my god what the fuck is this blue shit in my room?? make it stop!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Aly (showing her age, on drunken 24 year old girls at &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.libationnyc.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Libation&#x3C;/a&#x3E;): hellooOOOOooo! the life lesson bus is about to run you over, and then go in reverse and run you over again, and you&#x27;re not going to see it coming both ways!!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Victoria: i don&#x27;t even really care, i have 4 boys in my room, and it&#x27;s never gonna happen again... i hope...&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Taylor: that&#x27;s a big bunch of garbage&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: you&#x27;re a big bunch of garbage&#x3C;br&#x3E;Taylor: yeah, but i&#x27;m a BIG bunch&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br style=&#x22;color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;&#x22;&#x3E;Taylor (on Sammy): he might have a passport, but that doesn&#x27;t save you from being a sex offender&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Sammy: i have so much better luck with girls who don&#x27;t speak english well!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Nadium: i LIKED that it smelled like shit! i put some expensive port in it... my pee smelled like it for days! you hold it up to your face - smells like lamb; you hold it at arm&#x27;s length - smells like ass!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br style=&#x22;color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;&#x22;&#x3E;Enpin: i&#x27;m going to new york to watch federer play sampras&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad (shakes head)&#x3C;br&#x3E;Enpin: what?!? i...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 04:00:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stuff White People Like</title>
<description>Thanks to Sammy for the</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:06:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Javad: does your ass wobble when you&#x27;re on the treadmill?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: please... it looks more like the &#x3C;a style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22; href=&#x22;http://www.beyonceonline.com/&#x22;&#x3E;beyonce&#x3C;/a&#x3E; bounce&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Spent the day shooting balloons filled with water to catch the resulting explosion on camera, with some pretty cool results. Also shot perfumes with a &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.luminous-landscape.com/reviews/cameras/h-25.shtml&#x22;&#x3E;H25&#x3C;/a&#x3E; attached (by rubber band) to a &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://shop.lomography.com/holga/&#x22;&#x3E;Holga&#x3C;/a&#x3E; - an idea taken from &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.holgadigital.com/blog_2/index.php?category=1&#x22;&#x3E;this guy&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;It got really cold today too, and after our Times Square shoot got postponed and Edlyn canceled on dinner, I find myself with nothing to do and sitting at home. I guess I should really be taking this opportunity to retouch the images I owe Alvin, but for now, I&#x27;m starving and need food.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Currently Listening To: &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCsfUXFmBDQ&#x22;&#x3E;FC Kahuna - Hayling&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:01:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>   Javad: sterling and i are discussing the merits of getting off while you&#x27;re high&#x3C;br&#x3E;Vivian: oh... is it nice?&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: heineken always smells like ass... like inner ass&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: how do you know what inner ass smells like?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: coz i have my own, and i&#x27;m flexible like that&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Katiana: i don&#x27;t wanna make it too loose... no one likes a loose hole!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Dinesh: is he gay or what?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Katiana: no, he&#x27;s british&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Lizza: i&#x27;m done chasing heaven, i need to spend some time here on earth&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Watched &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.teethmovie.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Teeth&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with Haanee and George today, and I must say, it was quite unimpressive. The beginning was promising, but then it got campy, moralistic, and the characters got lame and flat. All the same, I&#x27;m glad I watched it, so I don&#x27;t have to wonder if it was worth watching. Damn. I guess I got suckered in by good marketing then, huh?&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Also managed to complete a few songs in &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.guitarherogame.com/gh2/&#x22;&#x3E;Guitar Hero II&#x3C;/a&#x3E; on Hard, which is quite a step up from Medium, if only because you now have to move your fingers around to hit all the keys. Still nowhere near my brot...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:31:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Lori: i think it was just a...&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: oral fixation?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Lori: yeah&#x3C;br&#x3E;Javad: so he just needs a cock in his mouth&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: that&#x27;s what i need! wait, what? fuck! wrong timing!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Lori: everyone i&#x27;ve met from Guam is less cool than people from Hawaii&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro: with more pubic hair&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Hiro (on the movie &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.teethmovie.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Teeth&#x3C;/a&#x3E;): i&#x27;d rather think of women with teethless vaginas&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Damn dogs... I stepped in dogshit on the way home today. Wet, steaming dogshit. Slipped on it and almost lost my balance. Disgusting... now my shoes smell gross and I have to wash my jeans.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Work&#x27;s really been getting interesting. We&#x27;re putting together a fashion shoot for next week, and we&#x27;ve got a bunch of models coming for a &#x22;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.myentertainmentworld.com/img/modeling_go-see.html&#x22;&#x3E;go-see&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x22; tomorrow. We&#x27;re looking for an athletic, Caucasian female (I can see some of you right now, thinking &#x22;aren&#x27;t we all&#x22;). Meanwhile, for the past 2 days, I&#x27;ve been breaking glasses and balloons and test tubes filled with water. We rented a &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.kapturegroup.com/kap_htmls/sound.html&#x22;&#x3E;sound-trigger&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and I&#x27;ve been playing the role of resident firearms expert, shooting an air rifl...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:39:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>021508</title>
<description>  Katiana: i&#x27;m not a buffet... i&#x27;m a value meal&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Just got home from &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.louisvuitton.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Louis Vuitton&#x3C;/a&#x3E; in &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoHo&#x22;&#x3E;Soho&#x3C;/a&#x3E;... where I was sent from work to go find my incommunicado boss, because he had to fill out some paperwork immediately. Such an intern task, but made all worthwhile by the look on his face when I showed up right behind him.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Had a bomb dropped on me yesterday, by the fucking &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore_Armed_Forces&#x22;&#x3E;SAF&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Apparently, they have no record of my current &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://tt.ecitizen.gov.sg/pages/nsmen.htm&#x22;&#x3E;exit permit&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, which is bullshit because I have an email from their system issuing me a valid exit permit and everything. In any case, apparently they issued a callup in January, and called my house to find out why I had not responded. On top of that, nevermind hoping they take a while to post me, they&#x27;ve already given me my &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reservist#Singapore&#x22;&#x3E;reservist&#x3C;/a&#x3E; assignment - and it&#x27;s the worst possible assignment - 661 GDS/COY C/P 9/PL HQ (which I&#x27;m pretty sure means 661 Battalion &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore_Guards&#x22;&#x3E;Guards&#x3C;/a&#x3E;/Charlie Company/Platoon 9/Platoon HQ medic). FUCKING GUARDS PLATOON MEDIC! &#x3C;br&#x3E;[&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x22;A platoon medic is expected to walk together wit...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:54:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>020908</title>
<description>Damn this jetlag. Passed out at like 1 am last night, was supposed to get on &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.skype.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Skype&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with Mela, and managed to pass out in 5 minutes. Boo. Now she&#x27;s at &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.zoukclub.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Zouk&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with all her friends and mine, and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.aboveandbeyond.nu/v2/welcome.php&#x22;&#x3E;Above &#x26;amp; Beyond&#x3C;/a&#x3E; is playing, and I&#x27;m sitting around at my computer in the wee hours of Saturday morning. Boo!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;So dinner at &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.ottopizzeria.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Otto&#x3C;/a&#x3E; was pretty good, and the 3 of us finished off a 1.5l bottle of prosecco, which probably didn&#x27;t help me stay awake. Notably, the restaurant was filled with girls, as in there were a lot of all-girl groups seated. Seems like it&#x27;s a favorite for all-girl birthday dinners and stuff. Perhaps a good place to pick up girls, if any of you are looking for such a spot.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Currently Listening To: &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.letigreworld.com/sweepstakes/html_site/song/deceptacon/deceptaconvideo.html&#x22;&#x3E;Le Tigre - Deceptacon&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 16:34:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>020808</title>
<description>Setting fire to sealed containers of liquid is likely to lead to explosions. Somehow common sense eluded me yesterday as I was shooting a can of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.coca-cola.com/glp/d/index.html&#x22;&#x3E;Coke&#x3C;/a&#x3E; on fire. Needless to say, there was a huge mess to clean up. Lesson learned. Did manage to get some good shots, though no, I was not able to catch the actual explosion. I&#x27;ve been a flurry of activity for the past 2 days, shooting 3 different shots for the Coke can, as well as one of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.fragrancesrus.co.uk/perfume-product-detail/Ghost-The-Fragrance-EDT-30ml/699&#x22;&#x3E;CK Ghost&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and one of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.perfumeemporium.com/womens-perfume/13044/Boss-Femme.html&#x22;&#x3E;Boss Femme&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;The boss will be back in town next week, and there will be a photoshoot on Tuesday, which is cool because I&#x27;ll finally be doing some work. Hopefully - there&#x27;s only one shot, so I might be squeezed out of working on it. In any case, I&#x27;m kind of excited because I have a meeting tomorrow to discuss 4 portraits for a website, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.c3.tv&#x22;&#x3E;C3&#x3C;/a&#x3E; which I&#x27;m supposed to do next weekend.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Gahwing is heading back to Singapore tomorrow, so we&#x27;re going to dinner tonight at a &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/otto-enoteca-pizzeria/&#x22;&#x3E;fancy pizza place&#x3C;/a&#x3E; which doesn&#x27;t take reservations. An hour and a half wait is kind ...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 00:48:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>020308 - Superbowl Sunday XLII</title>
<description>  David Mathews: people who drive fast obviously do not know the dangers of driving fast&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br style=&#x22;color: rgb(51, 51, 255);&#x22;&#x3E;Mela: why do you think i&#x27;m going out with you? i only like you because you&#x27;re hairy&#x3C;br&#x3E;Me: what about my inner beauty?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Mela: fuck that!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignright&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.nineinchmale.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R6aR9goKCr4AABVtADs1/header_logo.gif?et=jxb%2C8%2BdNY1I475AoM08hFA&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;GO GIANTS!!! Congratulations to the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.giants.com/&#x22;&#x3E;New York Giants&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.nfl.com/superbowl&#x22;&#x3E;Superbowl&#x3C;/a&#x3E; Champions 2008, against all odds. Eat it &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.patriots.com/&#x22;&#x3E;New England&#x3C;/a&#x3E;! Suck it &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Belichick&#x22;&#x3E;Bill Belichick&#x3C;/a&#x3E;! Go fuck yourself &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Brady&#x22;&#x3E;Tom Brady&#x3C;/a&#x3E;! People in the streets are going crazy, cheering and honking and yelling out shit and climbing scaffolding... a good day to be back in New York. And such a close nail-biter of a game too!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Congratulations are also in order for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Rodrigo_Nogueira&#x22;&#x3E;Minotauro Nogueira&#x3C;/a&#x3E; who last night became the first person to hold both the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.ufc.com&#x22;&#x3E;UFC&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.pridefc.com/pride2005/index_new_temp.php&#x22;&#x3E;Pride&#x3C;/a&#x3E; Heavyweight Championships.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Just got back from Singapore a couple of days ago, and man am I jetlagged. Which means I wake up early in the morning and get to work on time, but also that i&#x27;m passing out before midnight - which kind of sucks on the weekend. Although it did make this morning&#x27;s date for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/pvp/arena/index.xml&#x22;&#x3E;Ar...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 04:22:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Mike: you know what? i have some G.I.Joes at home waiting to kick your ass&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;On the wall in a bathroom: graffiti is so passe once you own property&#x3C;br style=&#x22;font-style: italic;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Last week I embarked, at my boss&#x27; suggestion, on my own little photo project in the studio, and I&#x27;ve since posted some of the resulting images, of red and white roses, both here and on &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.facebook.com&#x22;&#x3E;Facebook&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Thanks to Dinesh and Mela for helping me bounce ideas.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Sammy came into town over the weekend, for Maddy and Helesa&#x27;s birthdays - didn&#x27;t make it to Helesa&#x27;s, but we met her for brunch and shopping the next day. Maddy&#x27;s birthday dinner was at a fancy Japanese place called &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/bond-st/&#x22;&#x3E;Bond Street&#x3C;/a&#x3E; (on, surprise surprise, Bond Street) which was really good and decently priced. After that I dragged everyone to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://litloungenyc.com/lit_home.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Lit&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, where I really do spend far too many drunken nights, but I guess it&#x27;s nice to have a place where you go so often that the bouncers know you and never hassle you. Good night all in all, in large part because I managed to satisfy my late night craving for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://whatscookingamerica.net/Vegetables/StuffedGrapeLeaves.htm&#x22;&#x3E;stuffed ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:01:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Still Life</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:57:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Quote of the Day: why fight fire with fire when you can fight fire with napalm?&#x3C;br&#x3E;(okay, so I was the one who said it, but I thought it was worth sharing anyway)&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Today was warm enough to go running in a t-shirt and shorts! Well, not really at 10pm anymore, but I did anyway, and I think it was a pretty good run, if I do say so myself, especially considering I haven&#x27;t run since late November. But seriously, today, in the middle of January, it was 60&#xB0;F/15&#xB0;C in the middle of the afternoon, and a little colder but not much right now (50&#xB0;F/10&#xB0;C). People were sitting at outdoor tables at restaurants, and some guy along my route was cozily seated on a couch by the side of the street, just chilling (no, he wasn&#x27;t homeless). The perfect day to get back to running which I&#x27;ve left off for quite long enough.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;So I ran about 3 miles, and then stopped at Michelle&#x27;s apartment, to see her and bettina, both just back from Singapore (jealous!), went to &#x3C;a rel=&#x22;nofollow&#x22; href=&#x22;http://www.pinkberry.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Pinkberry&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with them, walked back to their place, and then ...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 04:20:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alien Vs Predator</title>
<description>Reminds me of what I did to Hiro, senior</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:09:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Schwarzfahrer (with English Subtitles)</title>
<description>Pepe Danquart&#x27;s Oscar-winning short film (Germany), presented here with English</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:29:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SHU AKASHI PHOTOGRAPHY</title>
<description>The photographer I currently work for. He takes some amazing commercial product</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:52:25 -0000</pubDate>
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