Abode of the Selfless Narcissist

Maddy: i'm used to being groped all the time

Lee (on how french food starts shit): yo, the 2 places i work at are french, and the people are always taking dumps... that's why everyone in france is always taking a dump!

Javad: china does so much better than india
Sammy: well what do you think would be easier to run, a country with a billion chinese people, or a country with a billion indians?

Javad: hoegaarden... like a garden full of hoes
Lauren: that's where i was born!

It's my last week of work! I'm trying to finish up this one beauty shot that I've already spent over 10 hours retouching, but I think it's turning out nicely and am already quite proud of it. Tomorrow night, my boss is taking us out to dinner at 15 East, and then Thursday night will be my final shoot with him, a fashion test at Times Square. And then week after that, I'm outta here!

Meanwhile, I've been trying to do fun stuff here before the opportunity is gone - went for Amateur Female Jello Wrestling last Sunday, which was entertaining, and Bloodwrestling on Friday night, which never happened, but which was fine because we had a great time anyways. Plus, some of the wrestlers were there and I got flipped on my back by Canned Tuna. Spent most of Saturday feeling sick from all the Sparks though.

Sammy came to visit over the weekend, and to say bye, which was very nice of him. It's about time I start seeing everyone and saying my goodbyes, as well as packing. Which I mentioned before and still have not begun at all. But at least I got my bar application sent out today, which is a big weight off my shoulders. Thanks to Amanda for being the only notary available to notarize it for me on Sunday night.

I've found a way to motivate myself when I'm lazy! By listening to Through The Fire And The Flames and imagining I'm playing it on Expert in Guitar Hero III. Man, that gets the blood pumping!

And now, seeing as it's St. Patrick's Day, I think I should prepare to consume some green beer. After Mela calls me back, and after dinner with Michelle and Bettina. Peace and green beer!

Currently Listening To: Yelle - Je Veux Te Voir