David: she looks like she's enjoying herself... she looks like a man!
David (to Amir): see, if you hadn't pissed me off by saying i wasn't your type, i would totally turn gay for you
David: i'm listening to rupal, at 1.30 in the morning, in my hotel room in bangkok... i need to get out more
Aram: we don't have coconuts in philly... we have, uh... cheesesteaks
Joel: i'm sure my mom has a couple of nice big ones
Joel: i can't date a girl with smaller tits than me
Javad: dude, then you're fucked man
Peacey: yeah man, then we're both fucked
Evenin' ladies and germs! Hope this post finds you all alive and well... just got back from Bangkok myself, and it was good times. First time there, since my Bangkok ban was only lifted maybe 2 years ago. Yep, my dad wouldn't let me go to Bangkok. That is, until I found out that both my brother and sister had been, and that I was the only one who was banned. After throwing a fit at him, he said he guessed I was older now, and I could go if I wanted. Seriously, what the hell does he think I'm going to do?!
Anyways, Bangkok was lots of fun even though we never made it out to party. Shopping was great, got a lot of nice stuff - somehow I was expecting there to be a lot more ridiculous nonsense and a lot less things I actually wanted to buy. Guess I was wrong on that count. Got me some stainless steel rings, a bunch of t-shirts,
DSquared jeans (which actually seem to be real despite the low price) and some other stuff. Got to see Ase and Peter which is always nice, and eat lots of delicious
green curry and other thai food. So much so that I have now put myself on a crash diet (68kg when I weighed myself in the hotel... that's a lot!).
Before Bangkok, Aram came to visit, for the first time. It was honestly quite awesome to have him here, it's been a long time coming, and I don't think he was let down, with my most excellent tour guide skills at his disposal ;) Took him to eat everything that I love and knew that he would too (which probably contributed to my current fatness), took him to the
fish spa, and to clubs, and the
Night Safari, as well as KTV,
Geylang and
Orchard Towers, Singapore's world-famous "Four Floors of Whores". I hope he had a good time, and I'm really happy he managed to make it out here finally.
Made a list of all the shit I have to do today, and man is it long. I've started trying to make a dent in it, but it's going to take a while to finish all this stuff. Boo.
Currently Listening To:
TV on the Radio - Staring at the Sun 
